Reading time 4 minutes

Ways In Which I Will Peak At Aged 61

You might think I’m doing okay now. You might think I’m fine. You might say, hey, Car, I saw you last week crying into a small black coffee, and you seemed great! You are wrong. Because no matter how good I’m doing now, nothing will compare to when I am sixty-one.  Read more…

Reading time 5 minutes

God, I love Protestants

My boyfriend is a Spurs fan and I am a Catholic, and that is why we understand each other. Neither of us choose this life, but we are stuck with it. My feet are cast in the cement of the world’s second most reviled religion, and he has to lose to Crystal Palace every other Sunday. Read more…

Reading time 6 minutes

So You’ve Decided to Be a Famous Author

I am not very good at earning or keeping money. I mean, I may not be that bad at keeping money for all I know – I never earn enough that keeping it is a question.Over the years, whenever I discovered myself in desperate need, the only solution my brain would present me with was “ooh, I know, write a book.” Read more…

Reading time 3 minutes

Appropriate Deaths for Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers’ age was so much of a part of her act that you were, in some way, always prepared for her death. Read more…

Reading time 2 minutes

Do Not Date A Girl Who Is Raising A Spider Army

She is the one with the tousled hair and the shed she won’t let you go into. Ha ha, she says, I can’t find the key. She always has a story. Read more…

About Work In Prowess

Work in Prowess is the ravings of a mad king left to rot in a besieged palace

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